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Our lawyer said we had to have this so are butts are covered in case you're a total psycho. Real party goers translations are provided [in brackets] to help keep your eyes from totally buggin out as you read. " THE BONG SHOP " refers to The Bong Shop (a California limited liability company doing business as Beerbongshop.com/Partybongs.com), and all of its members, employees, agents, heirs and assigns. "Party Bong or Beer Bong" refers to any product, which is sold, manufactured, distributed, given away or otherwise provided by in whole or in part . "You" means yourself and anyone else that places orders, purchases, takes or keeps in any way, and/or uses in any way, any Beer Bong. You warrant and represent to THE BONG SHOP that you fully understand and agree that: (a) A Beer Bong will dispense large quantities of beer containing alcohol rapidly into the bodys system so that quick intoxication of anyone useing it is substantially likely if not certain to occur; [Use it right, and you'll get a major buzz! Life will be great! You may get some!] (b) If a Beer Bong is used correctly, the user's blood-alcohol level, level of intoxication, and rate of intoxication will likely if not certain to be substantialy high, and the user's blood-alcohol level and level and rate of intoxication will be greater than they would be if the same amount of beer were ingested by the user without the use of the Beer Bong; [Beer Bong hits will get you more drunk even faster on less brew! Isn't this thing great?] (c) By using a Beer Bong, the user accepts and assumes all risks in any way associated with the use of a Beer Bong, including, but not limited to, the risks of drowning or choking, and the risk of becoming intoxicated and all risks in any way associated with intoxication, including injury and death; [You may vomit all over the carpet, make an complete fool out of yourself by talking stupid to the hot blondes who just moved in next door, or worse!] (d) The risks and the inability to fully appreciate the risks associated with the application or use of a Beer Bong increase as the user's level of intoxication increases, and a user may become extremely intoxicated and not realize it; [Realize you may be getting too drunk and not know it! So always drink in moderation! You have to know when to STOP,enough is enough !] (e) The use of a Beer Bong to dispense beer to anyone under the age allowed by law which varies by state, and the consumption of alcohol by anyone underage, is illegal; [No Bull!] (f) Driving while under the influence of any alcoholic beverage is dangerous and highly illegal [Don't drink and drive! FRIENDS Don't let your friends drive drunk! car Wrecks can change your life in a bad way!And a dui always sucks] (g) You shall hold The BONG SHOP harmless and release The BONG SHOP from any claims of any nature, any causes of action, and any demands for injuries, damages or other liabilities (including but not limited to claims for damages to property, claims for physical or psychological injuries, or claims for wrongful death) which have been made, could have been made in the past, or might be made in the future against TheBONGSHOP due to any application or use of any Beer Bong by you or anyone else, regardless of whether such applications, uses and/or damages were intended or unintended, or foreseeable or unforeseeable; [If you or anyone else gets Jacked up or Jacks someone else up, y'all gotta deal with it cause it ain't our fault!] And, (h) You expressly waive any rights you may have under the provisions of any state or federal law providing in substance that releases shall not extend to either claims, damages, or injuries which are unknown or unsuspected to exist at the time they are released. [It REALLY is not our fault dudes!] You are responsible for complying with any and all laws, whether they are federal, state, or local - pertaining to the ownership, possession, and or use of any of our products.


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